10 Comments

1. Mark April 5, 2025 @ 6:15 am

   Hey +BN

   If you would change your shirt to just say noticer to maybe the logo of your show, the binoculars with your eyes, I would buy one if those..

2. Rabbi Glickman April 5, 2025 @ 10:33 am

   O’Reilly, you lying son-of-a-bitch! You’re the one stealing songs. MY songs. Just wait until my famous “Cha’am b’ibla, b’ubla shai” curse kicks in. No one can help you now! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….

   And two can play your little game:

   Out there in my fields
   Goy work for their meals
   They put their backs into their living

   I watch when they fight
   It proves I’m right
   And I don’t think I’ll be forgiving
   Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy

   Don’t cry
   Don’t lower your eyes
   It’s all a gentile wasteland

   Solly, take my hand
   We’re gonna wreck this land
   Set all a-fire
   And don’t look past our shoulders

   The exodus is here
   Our happy world is near
   Let’s scheme together
   Before the goy get wiser

   Gentile wasteland
   It’s all a gentile wasteland
   Gentile wasteland
   Oy vey! Gentile wasteland
   They’re all wasted!

3. Sir Loin April 5, 2025 @ 9:22 pm

   I say, with all these rabbinical chaps on this thread, it gives one the appearance of a council of learned elders, as it were. Right!

   Now then, we must endeavor at all cost to keep a stiff upper lip and carry on.

   I seem to have misplaced my Earl Gray tea that Mortie sent me, such a jolly good chap. If he could just remember to return my passport, I could get off this island once and for good. Do let him know.

   God save the King!
   Sir Loin,kt

4. Eddie April 6, 2025 @ 1:39 am

   Was that John Hagee singing Give Me Shelter?

5. Rabbi O'Reilly April 6, 2025 @ 1:52 pm

   Glickman, I’m still heeeere, you pathetic old fart! Your curses it would appear have lost their oomph. Just like your songs. Even the goy are making fun of you. Of course, they always have.

   Your day has passed old man. There’s a new rabbi in town!

   You’ll Get Fooled Again – by The Chew

   (Jew’s harp orchestra intro)

   You’ll be fighting in the streets
   With dead children at your feet
   And the morals that you once had will be gone
   And the men who spurred you on
   Sit in judgment of your wrongs
   They decide and the shotgun sings its song

   (Chorus)
   I’ll tip my hat to the new situation
   Take a bow for the new conflagration
   Smile and grin at the ruins all around
   Pick up my shofar and play
   Just like yesterday
   And I rub my hands in glee and say:
   “You just got fooled again!”

   (Rockin’ electric kinnor break)

   Change, it had to come
   We knew it all along
   We were waiting for the goy to fold, that’s all

   And the world looks just the same
   As we pocket your spare change
   And the scammers will all flourish like before

   (Repeat chorus)

   (Klezmer band break)

   You’ll try to run but there’s nowhere to hide
   If you’re lucky you will somehow survive
   I’ll check all your papers and smile while you cry
   For you’ve all been hypnotized by The Lie

   Aren’cha?

   (Kinnor, shofar and jew’s harp orchestra interlude)

   Yeah….

   There’s nothing new to see
   Makes no difference to me
   And the slogans are replaced by and by
   And the party of the left
   Is now the party of the right
   And the tears have become rivers overnight

   (Repeat chorus)

   (Klezmer band/jew’s harp orchestra break)

   Yeeeaaaah…!

   Meet the new boss
   Same as the old boss

6. Rav Mortichai April 6, 2025 @ 3:57 pm

   Shalom Rabbi Glickman,

   As a young rabbi I’m having a crisis moment right now. This vile and hate filled goy told me some anti-Semitic theory of the so called 4 founding jewish mothers that we descend from about 1,000 years ago then proceeded with the Khazar theory that’s been widely debunked. Anyway it shook me to the core to think the blood of father Abraham might not flow through me. Tell me it’s not so rabbi, we’re da chosen right?

   I’m getting out my Siddur right now and wailing in the direction of the wailing wall. I’ll be fasting and wailing till I hear from you.

   l’chaim
   Rabbi Mortichai

7. Rabbi Glickman April 7, 2025 @ 5:09 pm

   Shalom, Rav Mortichai

   I understand and feel your pain. But don’t let the bastards get you down. We Jews are a purebred people. Forget the Thirteenth Tribe thesis by that cuthean Koestler!

   Forget the ground breaking research by Drs. Elan Elhaim, Harry Ostrerthat and many others (the mamzers!) that we are largely of European descent, you can rest well knowing that your Jewish dna is as pure as the driven snow.

   I myself have the “Cohen gene” and am descended from a line of rabbis stretching back to Adam. L’Chaim!

   Now, that O’Reilly putz is a separate matter. A slow painful death is too good for him. Cha’am b’iblah b’ublah shai!

8. Rav Mortichai April 7, 2025 @ 7:21 pm

   Rabbi Glickman,

   Thank you for your reply. I was getting hungry so I cheated a little bit and ate a gefilte fish sandwich (forgive me Moses).

   Anyway, I knew that sneaky goy was trying to trick me. The goyim control everything you know.

   l’chaim

9. Rav Mortichai April 7, 2025 @ 8:16 pm

   I still have to know.

   So Rabbi Witz and I are headed to Hebron tomorrow. To the Cave of the Patriarch to get a DNA sample from Abraham.

   We’re going to pose as IDF solders. Chaim still has his Majors uniform so this should go smoothly, I hope. We’re gonna find out who the real Jews are.

   l’chaim

   P.S. don’t tell anyone, this is a Top Secret op.

10. Dave April 7, 2025 @ 8:25 pm

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